Santa: Yah Kya Tum Ek Aur Sut Le I? Abhi Parason Hi To... Jito (Gusse Men): Kya Kaha? Kya Parson Kya? Bolo? Santa: Nahin Parson Bhi Ek Hi Li Thi Aaj Do Le Aati!
Jito: Main Marne Ja Rahi Hu! Santa: Ye Lo "Cadbary Deri Milk" Choclate! Jito: Kyon? Santa: Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye!
Banta: Yaar Tu Itna Sahma-Sahma Kyon Hai? Santa: Mere Ko Kal Raat Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Lekin Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hain? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Santa Ko Ek Lawaris Bandar Mila To Vah Use Pulis Station Lekker Gaya! Inspector Ne Kaha Isko "Chidiya Ghar" Le Jao! Santa Dusre Din Bandar Ke Saath Bas Stap Par Khada Tha! Inspector Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ise Chidiya Ghar Leker Nahin Gee?" Santa: Kal Gaya Tha Khub Ghume Aur Bada Maja Aaya! Aaj "Kutub Minar" Ja Rahe Hain!
Santa Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikala Ki Achanak Ek Kauve Ne Uske Sar Par Bhet Kar Di! Jito: Tishu Pepar Lekar Bahar I! To Santa Gusse Se Bola "Ab Kiski Saaf Karegi Kauva To Ud Gaya!"
Jito Te.Ve. Par Mach Dekh Rahi Thi! Santa Taiyar Hokar Aya Aur Jito Se Pucha "Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?" Tabhi Jito Jor Se Chillai 'Chhakka'!